New York is the funniest place in the world. Everyone is performing all the time.
I could seriously move here. You could never get bored here.
Yesterday I was shopping and old ladies whispered “chanel, Louis Vuitton, prada, follow me” into my ear as I walked by.
Me jed n Maya bought comedy tickets off some sketchy guy on the street. The venue was even sketchier. We were pretty much in a basement. I don’t have time to write everything cause I’m off to find fresh bagels. But I need to find a big wad of cash and a roommate cause I need to live here.