May 2013
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May 20th
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May 18th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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LAWD FLIGHT IN 11 HOURS. 
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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FINALLY
in less than 40 hours i’ll be on a plane
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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atlantis! but for real. potential missing... →
May 8th
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What I am willing to tolerate: people generally being dickheads.  What i won’t tolerate: people making racist fucking comments and being visibly offended when I put them in their place because they’re confused as to why I would defend a race I am not from.  We’re all made of the same shit, fuckwits. Why don’t people get it? 
May 8th
Adulting: Step 298: Do not look at your phone... →
adulting: Cardiac surgeons who are on-call, you may ignore this step. Everyone else: When you interrupt a conversation by pulling out and typing on your phone, this is the implication: “Whatever this Facebook friend/Tumblr person/Twotter follower [typo but it feels accurate and therefore stays] has to say… Not to say I’ve never done this. But I do make a conscious effort not to....
May 8th
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May 7th
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pre-flight heebie-jeebies. 5 days to go. i should be used to this by now. 
May 7th
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May 6th
May 5th
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May 5th
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idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying
May 5th
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i don't get it?
i have people on my facebook who have briefly travelled to third world countries and taken photos with the children from the town they visited.  what? is it like ” look i’m helping this country by visiting it” ? you’re on a holiday.  you don’t work for world vision.  if you visited london would you take a photo with the kids who were playing in the parks? no? oh,...
May 5th
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May 4th
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accidental veganism.  when a vegetarian finds out they are severely allergic to dairy. 
May 4th
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it would be great if i didnt have to wait 3 months for my invoices to be paid.  filming live music is awesome. being a freelancer sucks. 
May 4th
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May 3rd
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cosmo tip #600
punkrockmermaid: if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
78 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
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i’m sick of seeing dead/dying people/animals and/or religious/military guilt posts on my facebook page. shut up.  if i want to look at dead things i’ll use google. don’t interrupt my perfectly happy morning with dead things.  how DARE i enjoy my morning while there are people dying, guns a’shooting and elephants being whipped in Thailand.  fuck. 
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS i laughed at this for s little longer than i am willing to admit.  ohhhh my god. this is hilarious.  i just keep thinking …”but….why????”
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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